It's Friday night my lovelies, and you know what that means? Fun! Frivolity! Fucked up shit! FORNICATION! Also that tomorrow is Saturday - not that I'm excited about that because I am one of those miserable souls who works on the weekends. Anyway, it's time to get your hebereke neck-tie on (your head), pour yourself a glass of something and enjoy ( Read more... )

Ohno is 30! I'm sure you're all aware of that, but are you aware that because he is 30, Arashi have 'graduated' from idol magazines Potato, Wink Up, and Duet? Yeah, you probably all are, right? XD ( Read more... )

Men's Cyzo (looking at that page is worse than trying to translate AnAn interviews :/ asses all over the place, and none of them Sho's or Jin's) has a rumour that Ohno Satoshi may have been hookin up with Misono as of late ( Read more... )

These dont really deserve a post of their own - I don't know how they actually turned these into entire articles but anyway, here's all you need to know ( Read more... )

Well... I wasn't going to post this because a) it's Arashi and, b) it's not the usual point-and-laugh gossip - And yet here I am posting it. This is a straight translation of the article posted on Tantei File on the 7th of November.

So without further adieu...

( The porn star who commited suicide and her relation to Arashi )

Tokyo Sports has reported a case of 'inevitable rebellion' from two of Johnny's most notorious idols.

Ohno Satoshi, Nishikido Ryo, you stand trial before the paparazzi and your fans here today charged with the crime of gettin' loose. How do you plead?

( Cut, cause this shit just got weird )